Murder is always an option

  • Nick: What are U doing?
  • Me: Nothing studying for english why?
  • Nick: I wanted u to come over and watch anime with me.
  • Me: Sorry I need to study, I don't know english.
  • Nick: Ur in the U.S.... xD Derp
  • Me: What?
  • Nick: U dont know english yet english is our 1st language lol derp derpy
  • Me: ...Seriously?