reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
what-is-this-i-dont-even: I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
Ok im off to bed. Sweet dreams Tumblers :D
Anonymous asked: Who is ilya?
Dear Future Boyfriend,
omgitstai: I promise to wait on you as long as I have to. I promise to never give up hope and settle for less because of a lonely night. I promise to save the best of me for you. I promise I will be the most wonderful boyfriend for you. All I’m asking is that you save the best of yourself for me, that you put in a little effort, and don’t leave me when times get hard. If you’re the guy I think...
Wtf Liz-el!? All this was our last few text...
Liz: hehe i'm cold :(
Me: Im full from ice tea
Liz: Haha you'll have to pee soon >:3
Me: Not with my iron bladder
Liz: I maked you pee
Liz: ooooh really
Me: Yeah really
Liz: Iii think Iiii caaaaaannnn
Me: You're not a choo choo honey
Liz: XD but i'm long and hard...wait!!? Wtf am I saying
Me: White stuff comes out the top of you xD
Liz: Indeed :D and I go into dark wet tunnels too
Me: OH GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING!?
Liz: Describing train sex xD
Me: This is going on tumblr
Liz: xD yay!
So I just got off the phone with ilya
He called me to say he had a good day with me (Hell yeah!) and he wanted to know if i’m staying after school again tomorrow. After that we went on a full half hour talk about each other. But the funniest part was when he said and i quote ” I wanna be big like you” Right then I saw this gif ONLY IF HE TUMBLED! HE WOULD UNDERSTAND WHY I LAUGHED SO HARD!
thatoneguyoverhere said:GSLJGLKSJGLSJLKSJGLKSJG Jesse! you dont even know!!!
Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend...
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scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
rushings asked: Long time no talk! I MISSES YOU BLACK MOMBA
When girls at school are looking at you ...
howcleveristhat: May i help you?!
sherlockian-mcrfan: breakfast-with-satan: bromo-aj: rest in peace. bye, bye bby :( :’(
When tumblr makes changes without letting me know...