February 2012
January 2012
These days, no one ever really stays.
So like 2 texts from my friend taylor, 3 texts...
I’ve come to the realization that I…
Will be alone on Vday
easily attract guys younger than me
Attract weirdos
Fall for straight guys
My mother believes that I want to bone most of the guys in my phone list
I won’t be quitting smoking as soon as I wanted to
I’m moving to NYC on my own
After this year i’m cutting all ties from this town
I’m depressed yet...
Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Asexuals: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
Watchpookerskull:
racheldoubleu:
natashanicole88:
jellifer:
damn.
This kid is extraordinary. On my blog and in your ears is where he belongs.
This is so amazing
…whoa
ANDREW I MIGHT MURDER YOU.
THE FEMMY VOICE. It was just so annoying. Had to change the channel.
— thatcrazycanadianguy
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 13.
shantae19:
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 13.
shantae19:
If tumblr goes down, I'll follow you all in real...
most-awkward-moments:
Think Tumblr is addictive? Wait ‘til you’ve seen this blog!
This just happened and needed a rage.
You PMS like a bitch. I would know.
Just trolling andrew tonight.
pretty normal to me