May 2013
what you need to kill a wasp
crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:
for protection
to suffocate it
to throw at the curtain when it tries to hide
to crush when it can’t fly anymore
to clean up its guts.
to get the awful spell of axe out of your room.
You are no prepared, no need to thank me.
thed3vilssmile:
what most people think being gay is:
having a higher/lower voice for your gender
acting more femine/masculine
wanting to be more like the opposite gender
being rude
teaching children how to be gay
setting a bad example
ruining good family values
what being gay really is
liking the same gender as you
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
imaginarycircus:
rabioheab:
my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out
Best wishes on your exorcism.
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
tuucker:
isis-:
noahstillsversustheworld:
everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just… amazing
and I sit here like
Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??
that’s lotad you uncultured shit
huge-motha-fuckin-snake:
gi-nnyweasley:
harry-ron-andhermione:
professorgilderoy-lockhart:
enemiesofthe-heir:
thechamberofsecrets:
has been opened
shit
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
richwhitelesbian:
i mean you COULD blog about feminism, or you could enjoy the web as it was originally intended: to share military codes and messages 2 help win the cold war
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
gaymer-kid:
prince—william:
shout out to my straight followers for still following me
shesanargonaut:
You guys.
I went on that Pokémon fusion thing for the first time and this is what greeted me:
The happiest little testicle I’ve ever seen.
bow-ties-fezzes-and-stetsons:
lastlordoftime:
Do you all realize that we’ll have to say goodbye to Ten AGAIN after the 50th anniversary?
stilesisaslytherin:
[Tour Guide Voice] And if you look slightly to your left you can see the Teen Wolf fandom crawling out of their caves and immediately exploding
Reblog if you're ugly.
simplicityatitsworsts:
14 million people think they are ugly….
you all are beautiful, Except Peggy Jamkia Sue, she ugly…
